Week 1: Your in the Panda Zone!

[Bobby Jon]

What a terrible game



Bobby Jon (11:30:15 AM): so i would ask you the typical generic question if your excited for the game



Bobby Jon (11:30:21 AM): but im betting your already hating it



Brenda Lowe (11:30:33 AM): It's terrible



Brenda Lowe (11:30:48 AM): The board? Tacky



Bobby Jon (11:31:01 AM): i know and the hosts pretends to be ginger



Bobby Jon (11:31:05 AM): but really he has blonde hair



Brenda Lowe (11:31:12 AM): And my great grandmother could make those avatars. She doesn't even own a computer



Bobby Jon (11:32:25 AM):ya and my dog can probably come up with better challenges



Bobby Jon (11:32:28 AM):and he is retarded



Bobby Jon (11:32:32 AM):he runs into doors all the time



Brenda Lowe (11:32:38 AM):LMAO

[The One and Only BOB DAWG]

You my friend better win this shitty game because I heard all the other players are slow as well.

Be fast my good man, be fast

[Bobby Jon]

Big Bobby Dawg! Idk how you can have negative karma with that amazing sig!

[The One and Only BOB DAWG]

Dawgs aren't as cute and cuddly as Pandas

[DDanielle: DDouble the Fun]

Ew.

[Bobby Jon]

Ok soo now that the game has officially started up I figured I would make a post.

Probably more of you guys know me as Erik from esurvivor.

But I think I might be playing this game slightly different. I will be shooting for a hero role this time around. Compared to me just manipulating everybody for fun. Well I might do that anyways but thats besides the point.

Also am I the only one that thinks Sekou is Rory? He picked a black guy like usual and is writing horribly stupid stuff literally everywhere. Just seems like it to me. Either way I will vote him out just for laughs and if it ends up being Rory it will just make it funnier to me.

I picked group 2 mainly because it filled up fast. I dont think these will be our tribes but im betting the top 3 challenge players from each group will get to pick our tribe. Or atleast I think that would be semi cool if that happens. I dont know.

For the cast wise I naturally have already made some buddies. Me and Chase hit it off pretty well. I argue with Sandra almost daily, me and Aras are cool, I <3 Amber. Actually out of everybody Amber is easily my favorite person it's not even close.

In short im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of bubble gum!

*finds a piece of bubble gum*

OH......well I guess nevermind to that quote.

[Bobby Jon]

What sort of monster is Sekou?


Chase (2:45:28 AM):

hahahaaha, I just realized Sekou was literally the first person in the whole game to pick a group



Chase (2:45:38 AM):

and then nobody picked to go with him for like 17 votes



Bobby Jon (2:45:41 AM):

he is going to get stuck with all the losers



Chase (2:46:47 AM):

hey baby theres room on sekous team if you feel like jumpin ship for some chocolate



Chase (2:46:52 AM):

lmfao



Bobby Jon (2:48:49 AM):

that kid is just crazy



Bobby Jon (2:49:02 AM):

i think i saw him write the word dick atleast 5 times already



Bobby Jon (2:49:45 AM):

haha even cochran didnt join his team



Chase (2:50:11 AM):

haha I know. Nobody wants his nasty black chode



Chase (2:50:18 AM):

haha I saw that!



Bobby Jon (2:51:46 AM):

i feel bad for whoever is going to end up with his group with his dick



Bobby Jon (2:51:53 AM):

he will probably rape them all in the night



Chase (2:53:06 AM):

yeah and he isnt even on the football team or anything



Bobby Jon (2:53:29 AM):

haha ya it sounds like you need to go slap your dick on his ass



Chase (2:53:45 AM):

I dont want Kou on my dick



Chase (2:54:05 AM):

whatever that means



Bobby Jon (2:54:26 AM):

it sounds pretty asian



Bobby Jon (2:54:39 AM):

and you cant ever trust anything asian



Bobby Jon (2:54:43 AM):

look at pearl harbor



Chase (2:56:47 AM):

You cant look at it



Chase (2:56:50 AM):

they destroyed it



Chase (2:56:56 AM):

asses



Chase (2:57:12 AM):

now really....who attacks Hawaii of all places?



Bobby Jon (2:58:00 AM):

assholes thats who



Bobby Jon (2:58:04 AM):

and sekou



Chase (2:58:35 AM):

Did you hear. Sekou is literally trying to attack the Pearl Harbor memorial?



Bobby Jon (2:58:57 AM):

=-O this is why he must be destroyed



Chase (3:00:46 AM):

Im on it chief



Chase (3:02:26 AM):

finished



Chase (3:02:32 AM):

now lets never speak of him again



Bobby Jon (3:02:49 AM):

lol did you kill him on the boards?



Chase (3:03:02 AM):

mentally I did



Chase (3:03:08 AM):

maybe I should stab him



Chase (3:03:11 AM):

on the board



Bobby Jon (3:03:21 AM):

you probably need a boozka to blow him up



Chase (3:03:23 AM):

but I dont wanna pull a Sophie either lol



Chase (3:04:47 AM):

heres a riddle



Chase (3:04:58 AM):

what type of building has the most stories?



Bobby Jon (3:05:12 AM):

lol i was going to say the two towers but sekou destroyed them



Chase (3:06:13 AM):

He destroyed the Two Towers, ate everyone on Animal Farm and was probably one of the shitty things Odysseus ran into on the Oddessy



Bobby Jon (3:06:39 AM):

he is like godzilla



Chase (3:06:48 AM):

Godzilla 2000



Bobby Jon (3:07:06 AM):

lol black godzilla 2000



Chase (3:08:07 AM):

Sekou is like a crazy ass pokemon



Bobby Jon (3:08:22 AM):

hahaha thats the perfect way to describe him



Chase (3:08:50 AM):

Sekou fainted



Chase (3:09:11 AM):

Sekou uses cum blaster



Bobby Jon (3:09:20 AM):

lmao



Bobby Jon (3:09:44 AM):

the sad part is



Bobby Jon (3:09:55 AM):

if these are our tribes then he might be in charge of his



Chase (3:10:09 AM):

well thats great for our tribes



Bobby Jon (3:10:20 AM):

lol i know right



Bobby Jon (3:10:26 AM):

his will go in every time



Chase (3:10:44 AM):

that sounded dirty man



Chase (3:10:46 AM):

for real



Bobby Jon (3:11:03 AM):

hahah i didnt think about it



Chase (3:11:12 AM):

Sekou uses:........



Chase (3:11:28 AM):

a picture of a girl to jack it cause he cant get anything else



Bobby Jon (3:11:45 AM):

lol i think at this point he is using a pic of savage

[The One and Only BOB DAWG]

Almost as entertaining as Fun with Fob and Bob.

[The One and Only BOB DAWG]

I changed my signature for ye of little faith.

Nuggets over Heat in 6... i'm calling it now.

[Bobby Jon]

Mar 5, 2012 14:17:36 GMT -5 The One and Only BOB DAWG said:

I changed my signature for ye of little faith.

Nuggets over Heat in 6... i'm calling it now.

That is the most insane predicition! Heat will beat them down by atleast 10

[Bobby Jon]

Im going to try to convert everybody into animals starting with Syd


Bobby Jon (8:45:12 AM):

*panda hug*



Sydney Wheeler (8:45:16 AM):

hurray!



Bobby Jon (8:45:21 AM):

*squeezes super tight*



Sydney Wheeler (8:45:26 AM):

reminds me of that panda that kicks over the shopping cart



Sydney Wheeler (8:45:30 AM):

in that commercial



Bobby Jon (8:45:38 AM):

hahahaha i have that as my sig in some other game



Sydney Wheeler (8:45:47 AM):

seriously? LOL



Sydney Wheeler (8:45:54 AM):

do you have the image?



Bobby Jon (8:45:59 AM):

ya there is another one where he smashes the computer



Bobby Jon (8:46:08 AM):

yeah i got it on my computer still



Sydney Wheeler (8:46:12 AM):

thought it was so funny



Sydney Wheeler (8:46:24 AM):

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Sydney Wheeler (8:46:34 AM):

found on photobucket search



Bobby Jon (8:46:38 AM):

yep thats the one



Sydney Wheeler (8:46:43 AM):

amazing



Bobby Jon (8:46:46 AM):

i like the part where he jumps on it



Sydney Wheeler (8:46:53 AM):

i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m595/dontwanttogooutsidetonight/Random/tumblr_llid40N7XL1qf2gb4.gif haha



Bobby Jon (8:47:11 AM):

lol i should make that one as my sig for this game



Sydney Wheeler (8:47:36 AM):

lol yes you should!



Sydney Wheeler (8:47:47 AM):

unless that would make it obvious since your using it in a different game?



Bobby Jon (8:47:59 AM):

no everybody here knows who i am



Bobby Jon (8:48:02 AM):

its no biggy



Sydney Wheeler (8:48:06 AM):

i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/Rayzer730/Gif%20images/Angry-Panda.gif



Sydney Wheeler (8:48:10 AM):

or that, that's cute



Bobby Jon (8:48:16 AM):

my pre-game is filled with PW comments of just yelling pandaaaaaaa



Sydney Wheeler (8:48:29 AM):

hahah



Bobby Jon (8:48:31 AM):

that one creeps me out a bit



Sydney Wheeler (8:48:43 AM):

perfect



Bobby Jon (8:50:09 AM):

k done its in my sig



Sydney Wheeler (8:50:10 AM):

it's a little difficult separating PW's and players



Sydney Wheeler (8:50:24 AM):

love it lol



Bobby Jon (8:50:48 AM):

if anything you should be like my mini panda in the game



Sydney Wheeler (8:50:58 AM):

the blonde bear



Sydney Wheeler (8:51:01 AM):

<--



Bobby Jon (8:51:08 AM):

idk if there is a blonde bear sig out there



Bobby Jon (8:51:12 AM):

but if so then yes



Sydney Wheeler (8:51:14 AM):

you being the panda bear



Sydney Wheeler (8:51:16 AM):

nice match



Sydney Wheeler (8:51:27 AM):

I'd imagine a blonde bear



Sydney Wheeler (8:51:31 AM):

looks like a polar bear



Sydney Wheeler (8:52:05 AM):

i180.photobucket.com/albums/x300/deere_alyssa/Panda_and_the_Polar_Bear_by_everyon.jpg



Sydney Wheeler (8:52:12 AM):

that makes me look fat though



Sydney Wheeler (8:52:30 AM):

but that can be you and I hahah



Bobby Jon (8:52:48 AM):

haha so your the polar bear of the game



Bobby Jon (8:52:51 AM):

perfection!



Bobby Jon (8:53:11 AM):

if we ever make an alliance with other people we will have to force them to become bears also



Sydney Wheeler (8:53:23 AM):

haha I smell a theme for my confessional



Sydney Wheeler (8:53:35 AM):

types of bears for alliances!



Bobby Jon (8:53:45 AM):

there is alot to pick from



Bobby Jon (8:53:50 AM):

so its perfect



Sydney Wheeler (8:53:52 AM):

Sekou is a black bear



Sydney Wheeler (8:53:58 AM):

or a grizzly



Bobby Jon (8:54:02 AM):

ewww sekou would never be in our alliance!



Sydney Wheeler (8:54:09 AM):

oh I know he is our enemy bear



Bobby Jon (8:54:19 AM):

then ya he is for sure the black bear



Sydney Wheeler (8:54:20 AM):

haha or whatever animal is enemy of the bear? lol



Sydney Wheeler (8:54:29 AM):

or he can simply be fish from a stream



Sydney Wheeler (8:54:33 AM):

that we have for dinner



Bobby Jon (8:54:49 AM):

that works cause i feel kind of racist of saying the black bear is our enemy



Sydney Wheeler (8:54:59 AM):

good point lol



Bobby Jon (8:55:50 AM):

he can be the black ape

[DDanielle: DDouble the Fun]

Mar 5, 2012 2:47:55 GMT -5 Bobby Jon said:

Probably more of you guys know me as Erik from esurvivor.

Ew.

[John McBain]

Lex and Brett probably wont like this thread!

Lex and Brett: Your's so

[Host Lex]

What!

[John McBain]

I mean that he is mean to you guys