The Diary of a Hobbit Crackwhore on Helium

[Stephanie Valencia]

Mar 24, 2012 15:12:15 GMT -5 Kim Powers-Bell said:

What are your plans if you guys end up having to go to TC?

Throw Sekou firmly in front of a moving bus, and hope for the best.

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[Stephanie Valencia]

~Winning Streak Alive~

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So, last week, Tammy and Penner got voted out, and the Original Bayonaca were down to five. Only four of which were members of the Original Majority Alliance. What a fail that was.

It was, however, expected, but disappointing all the same.

So, we go into the next round, and it's a Fanfic!

Like...FML times 100! First an Endurance, then a Live Challenge, now this?! But you know what? At this point...bring it the fuck on! I can take it!

LOCKED AND FUCKING LOADED, BITCHES!!!

BRING IT ON!!! WE WILL DEFY THE ODDS AND WIN DESPITE THE COTTON-PICKING UNEDUCATED DARKIE SEKOU ON OUR TRIBE!! MARK IT!!

Strategy: Keep kicking ass in challenges, keep riding my hot streak, and avoid TC like the plague.

A very neanderthal-like strategy, but the best one for my predicament.

So, we decide on a slasher horror story, and start writing it. I find out my tribe's skills are less than stellar in the writing department, as I came up with the best stuff.

Trusting my writing skills, I volunteer myself to write the ending, and what do you know? We score 147/150 on the challenge! We blew it out of the water!

I've now been safe from TC for 4 straight episodes. When you're hot, you're hot!

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[Stephanie Valencia]

~The Dissolution of Bayonaca~

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So, after literally the longest round known to mankind, Sandra, Misty, and Stephenie win the battle of wits that transpired at Salchicha, and Amber went home 3-3(2-2) via a TB challenge. Fantastic! My old allies and Sandra have power, an idol gets flushed, and I'm still in the game! Things are slowly but surely starting to look a bit brighter to me...and then...shit hits the fan. Shit can never be easy, can it?

So, we get to the challenge, and the tribe that comes in last place WILL BE DISSOLVED! Everyone and their mother is like, flabbergasted, shocked, and freaking out! OH NO!!!

Me? I don't give a shit. The only way this benefits me is if Salchicha dissolves and I pick up Stephenie and Misty to join our tribe, that's the only way. Which, knowing my luck in this game, wasn't happening, so all this meant was more people were joining our tribe, which potentially slightly improved or worsened my already shitty position. Whoopie!

Going into the challenge, knowing full well that Old Salchicha still answered to one Chicken-Picking Chelsea Meissner, I suggested, strategically and to my own personal detriment in the game, to attack and dissolve the "stronger" Bayonaca tribe. The reasons I did this were twofold: The fact that this tribe was still predominantly Old Salchicha, and all of them, including the Darkie, still report and answer to her, despite what they may say, since anytime I spoke to her, she knew what I was up to.

Knowing that the Salchicha Sheep would want their shepherd back, I, among many snorts of crack and shots of tequila, shoot my already horrid game position in the foot a little more and help my tribe dissolve Bayonaca.

So once Bayonaca dissolves and it becomes clear we're going to win Immunity, we knock out the absent Cochran and Jay from the challenge, and decide to go to dice roll to determine the Captaincy.

What do you know? The Captaincy falls onto me.

Now, did I want to pick Chelsea for my tribe? No. But I had to. These peons wanted their leader back, and not doing so would send me home. Additionally, when I tried to see if we should try to flip things on Salchicha and take out Chelsea later, everyone objected. The transparency of these people is mind-boggling.

Also, as much as I love Chelsea outside the game, here was our in-challenge conversation, once I won the Captaincy and our IC win became inevitable.

Chelsea Meissner (6:53:49 PM): Good luck, goddess. <3
Stephanie Valencia (6:53:53 PM): Hehe <3
Chelsea Meissner (7:36:36 PM): BITCH ELIMIANTE ME.
Chelsea Meissner (7:36:37 PM): LOL.
Chelsea Meissner (7:36:42 PM): I want on your tribe.
Stephanie Valencia (7:36:42 PM): LOL k we will.
Stephanie Valencia (7:37:33 PM): can you hit Steph L tho? LOL.
Stephanie Valencia (7:37:39 PM): She's kinda being a pain.
Chelsea Meissner (7:39:14 PM): Sure.
Stephanie Valencia (7:39:46 PM): I'll knock you out in return~
Stephanie Valencia (7:39:54 PM): I'm picking you if I get the captaincy somehow.
Chelsea Meissner (7:55:30 PM): Please
Chelsea Meissner (7:55:32 PM): pick me.
Chelsea Meissner (7:55:36 PM): I will have your back 100%.
Stephanie Valencia (7:55:36 PM): I will if I get it.
Stephanie Valencia (7:55:41 PM): Ashlee, I was going to already.
Stephanie Valencia (7:55:46 PM): The Old Sals want you, and so do I. xD
Chelsea Meissner (7:56:40 PM): <3
Chelsea Meissner (7:56:48 PM): loves you bitches.
Stephanie Valencia (8:03:38 PM): Idk who's gonna win but if I do I am picking you.
Stephanie Valencia (8:03:54 PM): I think you, me, Jay, Syd, especially, could do damage together.
Chelsea Meissner (8:04:01 PM): I think so too. <3
Chelsea Meissner (8:25:06 PM): YOU WON?
Stephanie Valencia (8:25:12 PM): Yeah we rolled for it.
Chelsea Meissner (8:25:14 PM): YAY
Chelsea Meissner (8:25:18 PM): Pick me and Semhar.
Chelsea Meissner (8:25:23 PM): So I can vote tha tbitch out.
Chelsea Meissner (8:25:56 PM): Or who did you think of, instead?
Stephanie Valencia (8:26:14 PM): I kinda want to pick an Old Blue, too. xP, but I'd be down for that too. Sandra gets a pick too.
Chelsea Meissner (8:26:24 PM): Sandra picks 4 people.
Chelsea Meissner (8:26:34 PM): Please pick me first.
Stephanie Valencia (8:26:39 PM): Uhm, no shit.
Stephanie Valencia (8:26:43 PM): If I don't, she'll snatch you.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:02 PM): If you decide to go with Semhar,
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:04 PM): she's an easy boot.
Stephanie Valencia (8:27:07 PM): Yeah.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:07 PM): The bitch is vile.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:11 PM): I hate her.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:16 PM): She was wanting me out.
Stephanie Valencia (8:27:23 PM): The other people I'm considering are Tom/Savage for obvious reasons.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:37 PM): I think Sandra wants Savage
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:41 PM): 'cause Stephenie wants him.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:50 PM): I was like,
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:53 PM): Sandra, don't pick me.
Chelsea Meissner (8:27:57 PM): I swear to God.
Stephanie Valencia (8:28:23 PM): Lol I trust you.
Stephanie Valencia (8:28:29 PM): Don't worry, there's no way I'm not picking you.
Chelsea Meissner (8:31:29 PM): Why do you have -1?
Chelsea Meissner (8:31:30 PM): Lmao.
Stephanie Valencia (8:32:13 PM): Because someone's hating on me.
Stephanie Valencia (8:32:14 PM): Idk who.
Stephanie Valencia (8:32:15 PM): Lmao.
Stephanie Valencia (8:32:22 PM): It was as low as -7 at one point.
Chelsea Meissner (8:34:23 PM): Sandra Diaz-Twine: (11:34:25 PM) She better not pick him
Sandra Diaz-Twine: (11:34:26 PM) If she picks you.
Sandra Diaz-Twine: (11:34:31 PM) Whoever she picks between the 2 of you
Sandra Diaz-Twine: (11:34:33 PM) I pick the other.
Chelsea Meissner (8:34:24 PM): ...
Chelsea Meissner (8:34:27 PM): PLEASE, LOL.
Stephanie Valencia (8:34:31 PM): I am picking you.
Stephanie Valencia (8:34:36 PM): I invited you to our chat for that rason.
Stephanie Valencia (8:34:37 PM): LMAO.
Chelsea Meissner (8:34:39 PM): I got a chat invite, but it didn't let me join.
Chelsea Meissner (8:34:46 PM): An operation timed out.
Stephanie Valencia (8:34:46 PM): Yeah the chat's being a whore.
Chelsea Meissner (8:34:50 PM): What the chat name
Stephanie Valencia (8:34:55 PM): NuChorizo
Stephanie Valencia (8:37:29 PM): outspokenenlife 8:37 pm
I;d love if you get
either Semhar-BJ
Maybe you cna spare Chelsea, lmao.
For Savage.
Idk. ROFLNO
Chelsea Meissner (8:38:01 PM): LMAO.
Stephanie Valencia (8:38:09 PM): Picked.
Stephanie Valencia (8:38:16 PM): You're the only one to be on all 3 tribes. xD
Stephanie Valencia (8:38:38 PM): If I pick Savage, who would go if we lost? Sekou or him?
Chelsea Meissner (8:38:40 PM): LMAO, I KNOW.
Stephanie Valencia (8:38:48 PM): He's kinda annoying. Lmao(Sekou)
Chelsea Meissner (8:38:53 PM): I hate Sekou.
Chelsea Meissner (8:39:01 PM): But I'm also not fond of Savage either.
Chelsea Meissner (8:39:06 PM): I really hated NuBayonaca.
Chelsea Meissner (8:39:10 PM): They were all gross.
Stephanie Valencia (8:39:11 PM): Lol I see.
Stephanie Valencia (8:39:23 PM): Only reason I kinda want to take Savage is because I'm still the only OldBayo here.
Stephanie Valencia (8:39:25 PM): Lol.
Chelsea Meissner (8:39:32 PM): You're not in danger though.
Chelsea Meissner (8:39:45 PM): Old Sal wouldn't gun for you, I'd make sure of it.
Chelsea Meissner (8:39:56 PM): It'll be Sekou as one of the first two boots, for sure.
Chelsea Meissner (8:40:01 PM): Semhar first if she's picked.
Stephanie Valencia (8:40:47 PM): I think it might look sketchy to others if I don't take Savage, so I'm gonna do that.
Chelsea Meissner (8:40:53 PM): Alrighty.
Stephanie Valencia (8:41:53 PM): I'm sure that makes sense to you.
Chelsea Meissner (8:42:02 PM): It does.
Stephanie Valencia (8:42:05 PM): Sekou does need to leave though, seriously. LMFAO>
Stephanie Valencia (8:42:10 PM): So overstayed his welcome. Lol.
Chelsea Meissner (8:42:59 PM): Ew.
Chelsea Meissner (8:43:04 PM): He can not make Jury.
Chelsea Meissner (8:43:06 PM): That's disgusting.
Stephanie Valencia (8:43:07 PM): Ikr.
Stephanie Valencia (8:43:13 PM): His jury question would be.
Stephanie Valencia (8:43:21 PM): "Paint your face black and bend over for my vote."
Chelsea Meissner (8:44:10 PM): R
Chelsea Meissner (8:44:10 PM): O
Chelsea Meissner (8:44:10 PM): F
Chelsea Meissner (8:44:11 PM): L
Chelsea Meissner (8:44:11 PM): EW
Stephanie Valencia (8:44:19 PM): Lol wow I got those all at once.
Chelsea Meissner (8:44:25 PM): THAT WAS SO RACIST, LMAO.
Stephanie Valencia (8:45:01 PM): Plus, Savage is stronger than Semtard.
Stephanie Valencia (8:45:02 PM): Lmao.
Stephanie Valencia (8:48:17 PM): Here's to obliterating Salchicha 3.0 and going into merge strong eh? ~
Chelsea Meissner (8:49:27 PM): Yes. <33333

REALLY, CHELSEA?!

Now, I'm not ANNOYED by Chelsea, in fact, I really like her both in and out of the game! However, Chelsea did put in a good word for me to Sydney, which helped me gain favor with her. However, I know full well I'm not even close to her top priority in this game, and I'd be a complete twat if I thought that. However, my best bet for Survival right now is to suck up to the queen and get her to think she has me wrapped firmly around her finger, so I'm going to keep doing that. She says Sekou and Savage will be the first two boots if we do lose, so hopefully she isn't lying. I'm definitely careful with what I say to her, because I know she has my life in the palm of her hands, as she does all of us on this tribe. It's quite frightening how much power and control our axe-wielding Southern Belle wields. But alas, there's a reason she's one of the best ORG players of all time. Nut up or shut up, I say.

But, for now, I can rest easy again. For a 5th straight week, I'm not going to TC, and you bitches can't vote me out if I'm not going to Tribal Council. MHM, that's right, bitches!

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[Stephanie Valencia]

~The Bloodbath Begins~

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So, last round, I brought Chelsea and Savage over to NuChorizo, sending Mike, Semtard, and BlowJob(Semhar and Bobby Jon) to NuSalchicha, thinking that Mike, Sandra, Misty, Tom, and Stephenie would be a majority alliance over there. Now, that was, of course, before I realized that Mike Chisel is a twat waffle.

Come results, not only does one of Sandra, Misty, Tom, and Stephenie go down, but it is STEPHENIE!! My final two partner!!!

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW! THESE FUCKERS ARE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE! I WILL KILL THEM ALL! #RAGE

Oh well, the bloodbath has now begun. They have unleashed the sleeping beast that is Crackwhoreasauras 2012. I will show them. No one messes with me or my friends, and that Cult over there of Blackie Semtard, Blowjob, Chasing My Dick, and Shawnacunt are all going down. I'm going to make them pay for what they've done. I will stab them in the face, drain the blood from their eyes,, tie them up, hang them upside down from a tree, and force them to drink the blood from their eyes...all metaphorically of course. Yeah, I'm a bitch. Get over it.

Then we were told we were going to double TC. Did I really need Immunity? No, but I wanted it simply for the joy of fucking someone in the ass with no lube in this game that needed it. Because, well...

These bitches are going down faster than those Mexicans hopping the Arizona border.

Yes, I fully realize I'm Hispanic. Hear me roar.

So I find out Immunity is Endurance, and we have to post EVERY MINUTE!!!

Well, I thought, I'm fucked. FUCKED from sunup to sundown! I suck at Endurance!

But then...something odd happened.

I wanted it.

So I kept going...


and going...




and going...
















and going...































and going.

Until suddenly I realized...hey! It's down to me, Shawna, and Sandra! I WON IMMUNITY! I WON A FUCKING ENDURANCE CHALLENGE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! ;D

OH, AND NOT ONLY THAT, but before the challenge, a Majority Alliance formed on NuChorizo between me, Chelsea, Jay, Sydney, Matt, and Mick. So...on the same day I scored 10 hours in an Endurance Immunity Challenge, and got into a majority alliance on a tribe of six Salchicha? SHOCKER!

TAKE THAT, POWER RANGERS!! Denied Bobby Jon Immunity! TAKE THAT!!! ;D!!! And, additionally, that means I'm safe...again! ;D

So then we get to the vote, and it seems obvious: Sekou.

ENTER QUEEN CHELSEA MEISSNER.

Stephanie Valencia (11:03:16 AM): I crapped out at 10 hours.
Stephanie Valencia (11:03:17 AM): Lmao.
Stephanie Valencia (11:03:38 AM): Brett actually Skyped me and went "So I guess you want Immunity?"
Chelsea Meissner (11:04:05 AM): LMAO.
Chelsea Meissner (11:04:24 AM): It'll be you, Shawna, and Sandra.
Chelsea Meissner (11:04:27 AM): That get it.
Stephanie Valencia (11:04:34 AM): Yeah I know.
Stephanie Valencia (11:04:48 AM): I'm happy though. That's what they get for voting out Other Steph~
Stephanie Valencia (11:04:51 AM): That was for her. <3
Chelsea Meissner (11:04:53 AM): <3333
Chelsea Meissner (11:04:54 AM): Love it.
Chelsea Meissner (11:05:06 AM): Tom will be voted out for them.
Chelsea Meissner (11:05:09 AM): More than likely.
Stephanie Valencia (11:05:31 AM): I think Misty honestly.
Stephanie Valencia (11:05:33 AM): But I'd prefer Tom.
Chelsea Meissner (11:05:35 AM): Really?
Stephanie Valencia (11:05:44 AM): Yeah, Misty was closer to Old Bayo than Tom.
Chelsea Meissner (11:06:05 AM): Yeah.
Chelsea Meissner (11:06:10 AM): Either way we know it'll be one of them.
Chelsea Meissner (11:06:18 AM): I honestly don't know what we're gonna' do with our vote?
Stephanie Valencia (11:06:27 AM): Sekou, please.
Stephanie Valencia (11:06:30 AM):
Chelsea Meissner (11:06:37 AM): I'm just worried, is all.
Chelsea Meissner (11:06:44 AM): Sekou's the obvious one.
Chelsea Meissner (11:06:49 AM): Easy to give an idol to.
Stephanie Valencia (11:06:53 AM): Yeah, that's true.
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:01 AM): I mean, if you're really worried, throw a vote on Savage or something.
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:04 AM): I'd rather take out someone like ..
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:07 AM): Cochran~
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:10 AM): Omg
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:10 AM): But that's just me.
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:17 AM): No...I only DIDN'T Suggest that because
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:20 AM): I thought you liked him.
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:21 AM): LMAO.
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:22 AM): Yes.
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:22 AM): Um, he hates me for whatever reason.
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:27 AM): He's never spoken to me.
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:30 AM): I have DIRT~ on him.
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:30 AM): Doesn't make an effort.
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:32 AM): If you want it~
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:34 AM): I hate him, lol.
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:36 AM): Tell me.
Chelsea Meissner (11:07:37 AM): ;o
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:43 AM): He came to Tammy, who was my ally on about Day 3
Stephanie Valencia (11:07:47 AM): And made a cross-tribal alliance with her.
Chelsea Meissner (11:08:05 AM): LOL.
Chelsea Meissner (11:08:07 AM): Wow.
Chelsea Meissner (11:08:47 AM): i just really don't like him.
Stephanie Valencia (11:08:50 AM): I don't either.
Stephanie Valencia (11:08:51 AM): Lmao.
Chelsea Meissner (11:08:53 AM): I just feel like Sekou is too obvious.
Stephanie Valencia (11:08:59 AM): The one pro about that loser Sekou is.
Stephanie Valencia (11:09:03 AM): He will be loyal to us since
Chelsea Meissner (11:09:04 AM): He'd be a good second boot, 'cause if he had an idol or someone gave it to him,he'd play it this round.
Stephanie Valencia (11:09:05 AM): He has nothing.
Chelsea Meissner (11:09:17 AM): As for savage, I don't care for the guy, but I know he's almost alone.
Stephanie Valencia (11:09:22 AM): I'm all he's got.
Stephanie Valencia (11:09:23 AM): Lol.
Chelsea Meissner (11:09:24 AM): So I'm not worried about him.
Stephanie Valencia (11:09:35 AM): Plus, I can get him to vote with us for 100% sure.
Stephanie Valencia (11:09:41 AM): So he should be the 3rd boot.
Chelsea Meissner (11:09:49 AM): I agree.
Stephanie Valencia (11:10:19 AM): I'd be down for either Cochran or Sekou. Obviously, there's pros and cons to both of those.
Stephanie Valencia (11:10:25 AM): Cochran's more reliable in comps, but also a fucking snake.
Stephanie Valencia (11:10:35 AM): Sekou is a dead weight with the brain of a rock.
Chelsea Meissner (11:10:56 AM): If we go with Cochran, we can't tell Jay.
Stephanie Valencia (11:11:01 AM): Yeah, I know.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:08 AM): Um, so.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:10 AM): Keep this hush hush.
Stephanie Valencia (11:11:11 AM): I Skyped him today, suggested that for down the road, and he was very opposed to the idea.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:19 AM): But Jay came to me this morning and wants to take out Mick?
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:22 AM): Lol, what.
Stephanie Valencia (11:11:23 AM): o_____o
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:26 AM): Yeah.
Stephanie Valencia (11:11:29 AM): No.
Stephanie Valencia (11:11:30 AM): LMAO.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:30 AM): He said he's voting mick regardless.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:34 AM): LMAO.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:38 AM): I'm like, okay do what you want.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:43 AM): So he'll be alone.
Chelsea Meissner (11:11:50 AM): But then the 5 of us can still vote Cochran out.
Stephanie Valencia (11:11:53 AM): Yeah.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:00 AM): And Savage will do what I say.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:06 AM): Jay thinks Mick is with Chorizo.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:10 AM): The original Chorizo.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:11 AM): <_<
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:12 AM): And he's def. not.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:15 AM): Yeah.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:16 AM): Plus.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:22 AM): I think he knows he's 5th IF he goes there.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:27 AM): Yup.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:29 AM): Exactly.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:34 AM): Which Mike was too dumb to realize.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:36 AM): BUT THAT'S COOL.
Chelsea Meissner (11:12:39 AM): Great job, Mike.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:41 AM): Mike is a twat waffle.
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:45 AM): No...he's a FLOATER. :-P
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:48 AM): ^_^
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:55 AM): Also...
Stephanie Valencia (11:12:59 AM): My reaction to the Mick suggestion
Stephanie Valencia (11:13:00 AM): 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7dloI2mc1r729xuo1_400.gif
Stephanie Valencia (11:14:50 AM): ^_^, anyhow. Yes, I don't like Cochran. Only reason I didn't suggest it to you was because I didn't know where you stood with him.
Chelsea Meissner (11:15:28 AM): Mmk, so i think that's perfect though.
Chelsea Meissner (11:15:37 AM): Cochran wont' se eit coming.
Chelsea Meissner (11:15:38 AM): If someone gives Sekou an idol, it goes to waste.
Chelsea Meissner (11:15:53 AM): If Jay gets mad, whatever, he said he was voting Mick regardless.
Stephanie Valencia (11:15:55 AM): Yeah, I agree. Never thought I'd be the one for saving Sekou.
Stephanie Valencia (11:15:57 AM): Lmao.
Stephanie Valencia (11:15:59 AM): I hate him.
Stephanie Valencia (11:16:00 AM): So much.
Chelsea Meissner (11:16:00 AM): He won't have any other options except to stay with us.
Stephanie Valencia (11:16:50 AM): Yeah, exactly.
Chelsea Meissner (11:17:17 AM): We just need to tell Jay that Sekou is the plan.
Chelsea Meissner (11:17:30 AM): If you can get savage on board and not say anything, then that would be cool to have him vote Cochran too.
Stephanie Valencia (11:17:33 AM): Obviously, though, we have to act like Sekou is the plan to everyone outside the group and Savage.
Chelsea Meissner (11:17:42 AM): Yes.
Stephanie Valencia (11:17:43 AM): I think Savage will vote for whatever keeps him here.
Chelsea Meissner (11:17:47 AM): Mmk.
Stephanie Valencia (11:17:49 AM): I mean, logically, I'm his only option.
Stephanie Valencia (11:17:56 AM): HE talks to no one because he's as social as a rock.
Stephanie Valencia (11:18:24 AM): Like...if I told Savage to keep it hush hush. And that
Stephanie Valencia (11:18:32 AM): They were debating blindsiding him or Cochran
Stephanie Valencia (11:18:36 AM): And to vote Cochran
Stephanie Valencia (11:18:38 AM): I think he would.
Chelsea Meissner (11:19:15 AM): Mmk, good.
Chelsea Meissner (11:19:27 AM): He wouldn't go tell Cochran though?
Chelsea Meissner (11:19:30 AM): That would make it iffy.
Chelsea Meissner (11:19:35 AM): I mean, you never know.
Stephanie Valencia (11:19:39 AM): Maybe they have a cross-tribal deal. Maybe I should just say Sekou to be safe.
Stephanie Valencia (11:19:44 AM): Then be like
Chelsea Meissner (11:19:46 AM): Yeah.
Stephanie Valencia (11:19:49 AM): "Vote changed last minute...sorry."
Stephanie Valencia (11:19:53 AM): Yeah, let's go with that. xD
Chelsea Meissner (11:20:27 AM): Yesss, that's good.
Chelsea Meissner (11:20:32 AM): PM him before deadline or something.
Chelsea Meissner (11:20:35 AM): SO it looks like you tried.
Chelsea Meissner (11:20:36 AM): LOL.
Stephanie Valencia (11:20:36 AM): I will.
Stephanie Valencia (11:20:48 AM): Only like
Stephanie Valencia (11:20:50 AM): 15 minutes before.
Stephanie Valencia (11:21:00 AM): That way he can't go warn Cochran IF He has a deal with him, which, honestly, I doubt.
Stephanie Valencia (11:21:13 AM): OMG
Stephanie Valencia (11:21:16 AM): I just thought of something.
Stephanie Valencia (11:21:23 AM): What if Cochran has an idol, and plays it on SEKOU?!
Stephanie Valencia (11:21:24 AM): ROFLLLLL
Stephanie Valencia (11:23:24 AM): I think I'd die laughing.
Chelsea Meissner (11:23:49 AM): That's what IIIII want!
Chelsea Meissner (11:23:57 AM): I want everyone to think we are going for the obvious in Sekou.
Chelsea Meissner (11:24:01 AM): So if someone gets generous,
Chelsea Meissner (11:24:04 AM): they give it to Sekou.
Stephanie Valencia (11:24:11 AM): Cochran: "Here, blackie! I will save you!" *Plays idol on him* Brett: Cochran gtfo Cochran: ....
Chelsea Meissner (11:24:29 AM): I think we should only trust in me, you, Sydney, Matt, and Mick with the plan to take out Cochran.
Chelsea Meissner (11:24:34 AM): Tell everyone else that it's Sekou.
Stephanie Valencia (11:24:36 AM): Yeah I 100% agree.
Stephanie Valencia (11:24:37 AM): Yup.
Stephanie Valencia (11:24:46 AM): Including Sekou.
Stephanie Valencia (11:24:47 AM): Lmao.
Chelsea Meissner (11:24:58 AM): LMAO, yes.
Stephanie Valencia (11:25:49 AM): btw, I never got to properly thank you.
Stephanie Valencia (11:25:52 AM): When I first got here.
Stephanie Valencia (11:25:55 AM): Syd told me you put in a good word.
Stephanie Valencia (11:25:57 AM): SO tyty <33
Chelsea Meissner (11:26:01 AM): You're welcome. <3333
Chelsea Meissner (11:26:24 AM): Out of everyone in the game, I really only trust you, Sydney, and Matt.
Stephanie Valencia (11:26:27 AM): How I feel when certain people in this game talk to me: 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnaog5qXCY1qch30go1_500.gif
Chelsea Meissner (11:26:29 AM): Jay to an extent.
Stephanie Valencia (11:26:44 AM): Lol, same.
Chelsea Meissner (11:26:45 AM): ROFL.
Stephanie Valencia (11:28:02 AM): I can't wait for Cochran's face
Chelsea Meissner (11:28:46 AM): I know.
Chelsea Meissner (11:28:53 AM): I have a .gif of Chelsea I wanna' use when it happens.
Stephanie Valencia (11:28:58 AM): omg yes.
Stephanie Valencia (11:29:08 AM): I might post this
Chelsea Meissner (11:29:08 AM): She's grinning and brushing he rhair out of her face at TC.
Stephanie Valencia (11:29:10 AM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jsc7MYgF1qesk6i.gif
Chelsea Meissner (11:29:11 AM): It'll be amazing.
Chelsea Meissner (11:29:21 AM): Omg. <3
Stephanie Valencia (11:29:25 AM): Bree Van de Kamp <3333
Chelsea Meissner (11:29:31 AM): Lovesher.
Stephanie Valencia (11:29:35 AM): She's my fave on DH.
Stephanie Valencia (11:29:39 AM): Which is my favorite show.
Chelsea Meissner (11:29:41 AM): I've only seen a few episodes, but yesss,
Chelsea Meissner (11:29:44 AM): she was my favorite too.
Stephanie Valencia (11:31:02 AM): She's so amazing. And hottt. xP
Stephanie Valencia (11:32:54 AM): I'm trying to warm Syd up to this thing a bit.
Chelsea Meissner (11:34:25 AM): <3 Kk.
Stephanie Valencia (11:34:47 AM): Told her I'd kinda let you brief her in. But that you make really good points, cuz, you do. xD. Makes perfect sense.
Chelsea Meissner (11:35:32 AM): Mmk.
Chelsea Meissner (11:35:36 AM): I'll IM her.
Chelsea Meissner (11:37:10 AM): Kay.
Chelsea Meissner (11:37:14 AM): She's in.
Stephanie Valencia (11:37:14 AM): Alright, thanks for bringing this up with me! I'm so in! Like...SO in. xD, I'm going to go for a ~SWIM~ in my backyard pool. I'll be back tonight for results. ^_^
Chelsea Meissner (11:37:19 AM): And fine.
Chelsea Meissner (11:37:21 AM): - Mmk!
Chelsea Meissner (11:37:21 AM): <3
Chelsea Meissner (11:37:24 AM): Ttyl.

So, after this discussion takes place. Chelsea rallies the other members of the Majority Alliance that formed this week sans Jay, who is adamant about voting Mick out, potentially even before Cochran, and we tell everyone else(including Savage from me) That the vote is for Sekou. I will tell Savage last-minute that the vote changed, and that he's still safe.

Am I down with this? Only because Cochran is massively shady and anything to appease Chelsea is my agenda right now. The more she thinks I'm her pawn(Which right now, I will be, since I want her to see me as one), the better my odds will be of getting into an endgame position with this alliance. With Stephenie gone, there is nothing, not even Misty, tying me to Old Bayonaca, and I want the Power Rangers Alliance decimated.

So after the tribe decides on Cochran, we all have a laugh around the campfire. I mean, I had dirt on Cochran, and I finally let it out of the bag.

Allegedly, he approached Tammy for a cross-tribal alliance on Day Three for Idol Clues. I mean...what an amateur! I bet he has a million deals outside the tribe and thinks he's gonna roll to the end. . Cochran thinks he knows how to play the game!

...

That says it all. Hollie Cavanagh ftw <3333. Anyway. I'm in love with her on AI. Go Hollipop! <3

Anyway...I'm getting off track. If the vote goes as planned, The Majority sans Jay will vote Mick, Savage will vote Sekou, and Jay/Cochran/Sekou will vote Mick. Either that or 5-2-2 with Cochran voting Sekou, playing an Idol on him, and getting massively blindsided.

So ends another week. I went 10 Hours in an Endurance Comp., am ineligible to be voted out for a sixth consecutive week, am hot shit, in a majority alliance again, and all sorts of awesome right now. I am Hobbit. Hear me roar. Give me crack. There will be blood.

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[Andrea Boehlke]

You win for loving Hollie. <33333333

[Candice Woodcock]

Elise > Holly, you know its true

[Andrea Boehlke]

I can't really argue because honestly, this is the first since season 7 where I don't hate anyone. This season is fucking stacked, every week, at least someone new has a moment. I'm so impressed with this season.

Hollie, Jessica and Skylar are my own personal favourites but I do like everyone too.

[Stephanie Valencia]

Apr 2, 2012 14:11:46 GMT -5 Andrea Boehlke said:

I can't really argue because honestly, this is the first since season 7 where I don't hate anyone. This season is fucking stacked, every week, at least someone new has a moment. I'm so impressed with this season.

Hollie, Jessica and Skylar are my own personal favourites but I do like everyone too.

Hello, my fellow Hollipop! ♥

[Stephanie Valencia]

~On the Move Again~

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This game just won't be nice and easy for me...clearly. For the second time this game, I maneuver myself into a solid position, only to be uprooted and moved to a new tribe with some familiar and some foreign faces.

So, Cochran gets successfully blindsided, and Misty, as expected leaves on NuSalchicha, and my original majority alliance I was happily nestled in is down to Tom and myself.

However, I have thankfully found a new niche with my majority alliance of Chelsea, Jay, Mick, Matt, and Sydney. Where I am in this pecking order does concern me, but it's my best option going forward, so I'm definitely not objecting.

Then...LO AND BEHOLD! *Cue ominous death music*

We swap tribes...Again.

I mean...You've GOT to be kidding me! Can you ever give me a break, Lex? I guess this is being an intolerant bitch and a crack-snorting hobbit from Middle Earth biting me in the ass and karma taking its course. Oh well, the Chinks, Beaners, White Trash, and Darkies of the world are quite useless. I just am honest about it.

So we get to these split tribes, and we choose to name our tribe Meistrite, which is Estonian for Champions. I named it. <3

And our tribe color of Crimson.

Akatpa decides because they have a 4-1 advantage, that they're gonna throw and vote outblowjob Bobby Jon.

However, before they can, he throws a fit, quits, and leaves for "personal reasons" which, if that is truly the case, my condolences. However, this seems way too convenient. I think he just was too pathetic to get voted out like a man.

Pathetic.

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[Stephanie Valencia]

~We Are One~

So, Bobby Jon quits the game and Lex lies to us and tells us it's triple TC. However, it's not! WE MERGE!!!

OH MY!!!

So, being the lone remaining member of an all-but-fallen majority alliance(Tom, Misty, Steph L, Tammy, and I), I lie and include Penner as the 5th and feign a dislike of Tom. Both the Power Rangers, who I hate a lot less after talking to them, and the Salchicha want my vote.

Ultimately, I'm going to side with the Salchicha. I love Semhar after talking to her because I know who she is and I <3 her, however, this is a game, and I'd be a complete ass to side with those that were the culprits behind my original alliance's destruction. Revenge is playing a bit into this. However, strategically, it makes more sense for me to go with the bigger Salchicha group. Why? Because the group is far less cohesive. With the Power Rangers, I would, at BEST, be the 5th wheel. In the majority group, I have connections with everyone, and there is more wiggle room within its coreof Matt, Sydney, Jay, and Chelsea. I could probably pry Matt and Syd away if I had to. Chelsea claims I'm her F2, but I don't buy it quite yet, and I won't. She's the best player in ORG's today, and she does this all the time. Everyone answers to her. NO way am I her number one.

I am voting Chase. I know this DR sucked, but fuck you,, I have a Seder dinner to attend, so fuck you.

You still love me.

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[Stephanie Valencia]

~I Hate The Populous...What Else Is New?~

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DR says it all.

So we come back from Tribal Council, and the insufferable, scrambling Chase is finally out of the game, and now we have 12 fully functioning members of society and an illiterate dipshit who clearly needs to get expelled from this game for having an IQ below 60.

So, I have very little time at this point, so let me sum up this round in GIFs for you.

Chase leaves, which makes me happy, since I won't have to deal with his babbling obnoxiousness any longer, so I'm like:

But my joy was short-lived. Our Immunity Challenge was a Live Auction, so Immunity could've been any of the prizes offered up. However, I took a gamble, and thought it would be early, so I spent $100 on Prize 3, which was to pocket someone's money, and then give that person Immunity through Tribal Council. Now, at first, I was 100% giving it to Chelsea, keeping it within the alliance, and not making waves. I wanted Sekou to go this week, and had spoken extensively with both Shawna and Semhar about voting Sekou out before either of them this round, and I was dead set on doing that.

I approached Matt and Savage about it, and they agreed. Now, I wanted to give Shawna Immunity, but knew that if I did without the majority's consent, I would put myself at risk of going home tonight, so I gave it to Chelsea, which irked Sydney, as she jumped down her throat and asked her if Chelsea ordered me to give her Immunity. Um...no, bitch. I gave it to her because she's the only person in this alliance who gives a fuck about me, which, shows in just how much deep a pile of shit I'm in down the road. Fuck you, Sydney. Fuck you long and hard with a rusted hammer and a nail.

So then, after much more incoherent squabbling like 5th graders on a playground, the alliance agrees that we need to give it to Shawna to prevent her from getting an Idol clue. Wanting any excuse to give Shawna Immunity to expedite Sekou's departure, I gladly oblige and change my pick, saving Shawna.

Then, Sydney wins Immunity, and I win a Burnt Sausage that I waste Shawna's pocketed money on, and the alliance convenes to come up with a target.

Knowing I might need some support, I ask Matt to back my opinions up, to which he agrees, since he also strongly feels like Sekou needs to go and to let Semhar and Shawna, people who are actually playing the game, get to play, and that he could at least stomach losing the game to one of them at the end of the day.

As expected, everyone, blinded by hatred and fear, goes for Semhar. I rib Matt to pipe up, but what does he do? HE SAYS FUCKING SEMHAR?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! YOU'RE SO FUCKING SPINELESS!

So the room separates and we agree to boot Semhar, Shawna, Sekou, and Mike in the order. Knowing, however, that I would not vote with the grain, I Skype Chelsea, where I get a plethora of information about where I truly stand in this game.

Sydney has a deal with Tom and a pregame with Mick. Tom ratted out Savage and I as the "Old Bayo" Alliance, which really doesn't matter, since none of us were honoring it anyway, and how Sydney may have two Idols in her possession, since Mick didn't come clean about his prize. Do I trust Chelsea? More than I did before. Do I think she wants me at the end? I don't know. Unfortunately, I'm left with little alternative avenues at the moment, so "Latch onto Ashlee" it is!

I told Semhar she's going, and that I'm voting Sekou. I don't care if it gets me into hot water.

Do you know why I don't care? Because I'm Peter Berger. I may get yelled at, given shit, and attacked, or whatever. But I'm me. I love myself, and I will do what I want. If you don't like it or me, GTFO.

It's not fair that Sekou, who is literally doing nothing in this game, gets to continue to stay over people who deserve to stay. If I had known he'd get this close to Final Ten, I'd have not agreed to vote Cochran out. This is just beyond ridiculous and unfair to all of us. I'd kill myself if he won this game. LEGIT. His alliance is him, his dick, and the left hand he beats his dick with.

And if I get voted out, I can go out knowing I did me and I didn't just follow along like a sheep on my last vote even when I knew what was happening was completely unfair and noncompetitive.

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[Stephanie Valencia]

~Boring Round~

Lames DR ever coming up. Basically, this week is a snoozefest. We're all unanimously voting out Sekou because he sucks at life and sets back civil rights 200 years. Deuces, Darkie! ^_^[/i][/b][/color]

[Stephanie Valencia]

~On The Ropes~

So Sekou is voted out, we all do a celebratory dance around the bonfire, and the game finally gets serious. It's the Final Eleven, and it's Operation Pummel Shawna and Mike in effect. Do I really want to vote either out? No. But I know I'm outnumbered, so I will. I predictably lose what is a dreadful Immunity Challenge, but so do Shawna and Mike, and we're told that we're having a double TC

No biggie, two birds, one stone, right? 9-2 alliance advantage, no way anyone here is stupid enough to try to change shit now...right?

Wrong. The ORG World is littered with idiots and twat waffles, and apparently a game of this magnitude still isn't immune from their presence.

So, me, being swamped over with school the last two days, is not able to get on and talk about the vote, so I'm all here ready to boot Mike/Shawna, but Chelsea frantically IM's me and lets me know Jay, who has been pushing for my exit ever since I proved I had a mind of my own and wouldn't vote out Semhar, coupled with the fact that Shawna and Mike refused to write my name down, and the target turned to me.

Because apparently, me actually playing a social game makes me The Devil. There are three facets to the game, people. Social involves you speaking to everyone. Sorry you missed the memo.

However, Chelsea, seeing Jay as her bigger adversary, as well as the fact that I pose no threat in this game in its present state, gets her to turn the vote to Jay, and sends me a message telling me I vote Jay or go home. Left with little alternative or time to inquire further, I complete my lamest week on the island to date and vote on AIM and go off to take my exam.

I come home and I see that The Precious Challenge is still going down, but I cannot win it. The blindside works, and I live to fight another day. However, I couldn't come off the gas pedal. My friendly demeanor has turned me into a threat, as the alliance feels I have "deals" with the other side and need to go. Was getting friendly with the other side strategy? Yes and no. Shawna, Semhar, etc. were really nice people. However, it was strategy, but not for jury votes, but for the exact situation playing itself out now. I knew I was low on the majority's pecking order, and that I'd potentially need the votes of one or two of the straggling survivors of the Power Rangers Massacre, and boy, oh boy, is this coming in handy now!

Knowing my head was on the cutting block tonight, I spoke with Matt and Chelsea and approached them for a F3. I used my incriminating information against Tom that I received from Chelsea a few weeks ago, that he is on Sydney's side and ratted Savage and I and our "Old Bayo" deal out. Knowing I had four votes to boot Tom, I knew I needed one more.

Enter Mike.

Mike, because I had actually been giving him time of day, and not treating him like a parasite on this island, sides with me and agrees to boot Tom. I specifically tell him not to tell anyone about the vote, and he does that. So tonight, the long-standing thorn in my side, Tom, who has been onto my strategy since Day One, or I, everyone's favorite crack-snorting Hobbit Racist Crackwhore,, will be eliminated.

Tom, you think you're this amazing player. You're not. You're a rat. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. You won't fool me again. Get off my island, bitch.

What's gonna happen to Tom tonight if everyone is telling me the truth:

Ciao!
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