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Post by Boston Rob on Mar 3, 2012 18:13:30 GMT -5
I went to Prom with Cochran. He's mine. No, I'm sexier than you. And richer. I only agree because I'm wearing beer goggles |
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Post by Candice Woodcock on Mar 3, 2012 20:03:14 GMT -5
Did you honestly just ask a Succubus to be monogamous? Ohohohoho, what a classic Bob Dawg moment. I've got two Succubi in training, Shawna and Brenda. Everyone knows that in a beehive, multiple queens are born, and whichever one kills the others goes on to rule the hive. Whichever of those two proves victorious will be bestowed the privilege of half-Succubus status if they should prove worthy, and can have sex with me. Cochran is a consort, which means I seduce him without any of the messy bonds of commitment, and can feast on his flesh if he stops being interesting. That's quite the concept. Sydney has the most potential, IMO. |
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Post by Elyse, Slayer of Sausages on Mar 4, 2012 4:55:07 GMT -5
We'll see. I don't know if I feel like adopting her just yet. I'm a busy immortal being, and I can only devote so much time to training the proteges...
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Post by Host Lex on Mar 4, 2012 14:16:47 GMT -5
Elyse you can have chrisbrownsexy
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Post by Elyse, Slayer of Sausages on Mar 4, 2012 15:16:59 GMT -5
I tried to picture that, and in my head it was like some bizarre sexed-up version of The Karate Kid.
Wax on, wax off.
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Post by Ibrehem Rahman on Mar 4, 2012 16:02:21 GMT -5
*dances around*
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