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Post by Stephenie LaGrossa on Mar 19, 2012 6:07:12 GMT -5
So it's already fucking Episode 5 in this bitch and yet there are still 21 mother fuckers here. I'm already calling a mass genocide with fire and demons rising up from hell to kill all of my competition so I can be the winner of the season. Even if the demons don't kill anyone it'd be nice to finally have a family reunion. Seriously though, there are too many mother fucks still hanging around here, so I'm kind of predicting a triple tribal sort of thing and then a swap. Calling it now for 300 bonus points. Moving on from demons to beavers. Like...I'm seriously on the beaver hunt now for this idol, like I feel it, I feel like with the power of the beaver behind me, I'll find this idol soon and use it for eternal glory. That or it's already been found and I look like a complete fucking fool at 4 am. A bigger fool. #TeamBeaver Finally to wrap things up, I'm deeply trouble by the loss of Aras last round, because now that he's gone, there is absolutely no hope for any sort of showmance. Well.....maybe with Tammy....she seems butch enough. I don't know, all I know is that the Hobbit and I are still staying strong and that I really shouldn't write episode confessionals at four in the fucking morning. Stephwhores Onward!
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Post by Stephenie LaGrossa on Mar 19, 2012 17:59:39 GMT -5
Why do I write the things that I do?
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Post by Elyse, Slayer of Sausages on Mar 19, 2012 19:01:23 GMT -5
I'm already calling a mass genocide with fire and demons rising up from hell to kill all of my competition so I can be the winner of the season. You rang?
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Post by Stephenie LaGrossa on Mar 19, 2012 20:07:27 GMT -5
I'm in a fucking hen house
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Post by Stephenie LaGrossa on Mar 21, 2012 1:53:59 GMT -5
It really killed me to vote out Tammy, but she suddenly just fell of the face of the Earth. What sucks even more is that I could have taken control of the tribe and secured myself some longevity for a good amount of time had Tammy just showed the fuck up to the main event.
Going back in time now, I knew I was in trouble when we had the swap. The original Bay Blue Crew was split up pretty evenly throughout the three tribes (except for the hobbit) and I thought things were going to go good until I saw exactly how things fell. Like I said, I think the Hobbit is screwed with 5 former blacks on one tribe, unless that bitch can find some cracks.
I knew a Bay would be screwed on new blue since 2 former reds and 2 former blacks could team up and take majority over the three former inhabitants of the tribe, and I was right when Penner got the boot. I was semi....no I wasn't, I was totally indifferent to Penner leaving as soon as he tried to throw my good ally Tom under the bus. I just hope now that Tom has stayed he can find a way for himself to stay in the game until I can meet back up with him.
Over on this godforsaken tribe I already hate it. I originally thought things would be fine for me when I got the jump on Sandra and hit things off with her, but everything collapsed when Tammy went poof. When debating who to vote it was back and forth between Amber and Tammy but we ultimately decided Tammy because she hadn't said a word to us and we figured she had either flipped or had just not voted at all, so instead of causing tension and drama....not so much causing...just bringing it to the surface, instead of doing that we just voted Tammy to keep things civil for now.
If we lose again it'll definitely be a 3 vs. 3 situation and I believe it goes to a challenge, so it'd most likely be Amber vs. Misty, and I know Misty can perform when her ass needs to, so I'm thinking for now that I'm still fine and in the clear for a while.
On the idol front, my main ally, The Hobbit, told me that Sandra was the one to receive a clue, which is good to know because no I can truly gauge how much Sandra trusts me, and for now since she's withholding information about the clue, I know she's not 100% with me. I do feel like she might share the information soon because when we were talking after Tammy was voted out, she made mention of how she'd kill for an idol clue and that a clue is what we need. So like I said, she's either close to sharing or trying to take suspicion off of herself, which won't work since I know the truth.
Let's dance bitch.
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